What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Trump must stop the AI bloodbath before it’s too late - The Hill

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your review of working in EY?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

When do you start "growing old"?

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is a partner in crime?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?